Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Why did I come to Canada?! Part 24 of 27

Marven came home but as usual Moe wasn’t there. I was telling myself “you are not gonna kiss him any more, this needs to stop”. We chatted for a bit but kept thinking about not kissing him. Then, the inevitable, we started making out. This time things started to get hot and heavy. He asked if I was ok to have sex. I thought: you know what? Why not! I am a free woman; I can do whatever I want. In a way I wanted to stick it to Piercedtongue. Guess what PT? I had sex with your friend and so what! Plus I was attracted to Marven; it was a win win situation.

I asked if he had condoms, he didn’t. Told him that I was not going to do it without a condom. He rushed to the nearest pharmacy. While he was out, I was changing my mind…

He came back with a box of condoms, started kissing me and I was getting in the mood again. I double locked the door, just in case Moe came back. We were sucking face pretty intensely, everything was happening really fast, he took off his clothes and I took off my top. Marven asked me again if I wanted to do this, I told him I was very sure. He was very nervous; I could see that he couldn’t even open the box of condoms. When he finally opened the box, he was struggling to open the package. I was having such a hard time not laughing; to be able to see him so tense was extremely amusing. I took the package from his hands and opened it, putted on him and noticed that I accidentally ripped the condom. I could see the frustration in Marven’s face. He started to look for the box of condoms in a pile of clothes. He was running around naked like a chicken without a head, looking for another condom. I couldn’t contain myself, I started to laugh heartily. When he looked at me, I laughed even harder that he started laughing as well. When I was able to speak, I told him how funny he looked naked looking for condoms like if was a matter of life or death. He told me he laughed because I was topless wearing a skirt half way up my back and laughing like a hyena and we started laughing again. We laid in bed, he was still naked and I was topless. Both of us had huge smiles on our faces but none of us wanted to talk about it.

I finally found a job at a restaurant. It was owned by a Southeast Asian couple in their late 40’s. I was so desperate for a Job that I agreed on working a week without pay. In return, they promised to consider me for the job. After the week, I was hired to work the 2nd shift by myself. I would be getting paid $6 dollars an hour, after 3 months I could ask for another dollar. I was going to start working at 10am until 7pm and have an hour to clean and prepare everything for the next day. The problem was that even with help, I still managed to finish at 9:30pm. I told my boss that it was nearly impossible to finishing in one hour. He insisted that after a while, it would be easy for me to finish on time and said he couldn’t afford to pay me for anything after 8pm.

Like I said before I was desperate for a job, I needed to move ASAP from Moe’s house and save enough money to come back to the states.

My first week was awful. Every single day I finished work around 12:30am. I was so exhausted and walking home for 40 minutes at midnight was a bitch, plus I didn’t live in the best neighborhood.


AlpHa Buttonpusher said...

LOL...omg that must've been so hilarious ..LoL

Libertine said...

lol, this is so funny. Restaurant work... I can remember doing this for a while... never again!

underOvr (aka The U) said...

Good morning Shania,

"I told him how funny he looked...He told me he laughed because...we started laughing again"

It's good to be able to laugh even if you're naked and desperately searching for a condom.

.beee. said...

Well I'm glad you found a job-but i'm sorry it was so horrible. And the situation with you and Marvin...that's just too funny! hah! But at least for once you were smiling and happy and not so down and depressed =)

Christine said...


Anonymous said...

I'm an no condom? Then no way girl myself, but I had to laugh that while he was out you were changing your mind. I don't know all the backstory on this but it sounds like you've been through a lot and did the very best you could under the circumstances.
Christine suggested your blog, so I stopped over. ~Mary

Shania said...

thank you all for your comments!

U: LOL its ok, you can totally call me a hyena.

Christine: Thank you so much for this great honor.